Cephalopods and Hearts

A running theme to this blog is going to be about how broke I am. I have been broke always. My ass never has money. The headband I am wearing in the profile picture to the right set me back a weekends worth or food and booze. Literally. I gave up food for a few days. Totally worth it. I will constantly be enamored with things I cannot afford. Found at www.shanalogic.com I have found some things I am obsessed with right now. First about that sight, it is sugary and delicious. Somethings are super cutesy which I enjoy but wouldn't wear but than they have amazing things with octopus and things that get my inner goth kid going. For example, this incredible locket.

Couldn't you just die??

Ok it is a whopping $200 but look at it! It looks like a fucking heart! Being all silver it looks kind of dressy but I would wear this with every. In particular I want to rock this baby with a black blazer and black shirt, so it stands out. http://www.shanalogic.com/special-gifts/anatomical-heart-locket.html

Now another thing that should be known is I love octopus. Check out my dedication:

Octopus tat and stripper heels

So now that yall know that, check out this ring.

Check out the detail! Love

 While this bad bitch will set you back $200 as well (I swear most things on this site aren't that expensive) but I am in love. They are custom made to order! It also comes in silver but I think the black is much fiercer. Here is a link to the black one http://www.shanalogic.com/special-gifts/black-silver-tentacles-ring.html and the silver one http://www.shanalogic.com/silver-tentacles-ring-2800.html so yall can compare them too.

So if anyone is a super rich person or knows one who would be willing to help a bitch out by purchasing them fabulous things for nothing in return except gratitude you know what I want.

Cigarettes and Sequins

After some soul searching, a soda, and a cigarette I have decided I need an outlet to properly express my views on fashion. Seriously, working at a pottery barn is stifling my penchant for sequins and leather pants. Example, the other day I went to work and was dressed totally cute. I was wearing my khaki jeggings, thigh high black boots, a white button up, and a black vest. I dressed it down with my name tag (seriously that thing ruins every outfit). Randomly the DM shows and I need to wear an apron because I wasn't conservatively dressed. So I have to actively work towards making my wardrobe beiger. So here I am, starting a blog. I'll be uploading photos of me in cute outfits I wear, cute outfits other people wear, random things I see that I find chic, articles I find online that I die over, and now and then I will write small rants about my feelings about fashion related things (like my love for heels, disdain for flats, etc).

Ugh ok. Here is some shit about me. My name is Scott Michael Brazelton. 23 y/o who was born in small town Wisconsin, grew up in Arizona, and now lives in Boston. I like rhinestones and I hate sneakers. Why would you want to cover your feet in them? They make zero outfits cuter. Anyway. I feel little need to try and act classy. I drink 40s because they are cheap and taste awesome, like to get drunk and do stupid shit, and I see no reason to cover that up.

Also I would probably make a killer drag queen. I mean seriously. Look at this picture of me on Halloween this year.

I know right?

Whatever. Expect some decadence in the future.